Outfits

Orange Domination

July 17, 2016
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How many orange pieces of clothing do you own? Don’t lie to me, I know that there are none! And this is the problem – people don’t wear this stunning colour of fire, sunrise and maintenance vests. They prefer dullness of blue and safety of grey. Because they are afraid. Alas, it’s easier to rest on the shores of commonness, than to swim in the ocean of adventure and wonder.

What kind of world would it be, I wonder, if we were to accept orange as a necessity, rather than whimsicality. Certainly, at first it would be a much brighter place with a lot more smiles, dancing on the streets, and a different definition of ‘insanity’. Of course, people would stop working – who cares about jobs when you’re surrounded by Chinese lanterns and road cones?! The economic system would collapse, but no one would care – we’d just keep dancing, laughing and drinking Fanta.

Eventually, after a couple of months of happiness the civilisation we know would fade away. People would still be laughing, but not like in the old days. After we run out of carrots, oranges and pumpkins, inevitably dances would turn into riots. The government would flee, and the new force of colour – the Sunrise Army will appear out of nowhere, taking over. The Orange Domination will cover the minds and bodies of the people remaining. The Orange Master will come into power and open the gates of Eternity to the chosen ones.

So, I suggest you to hurry up and get something orange as soon as possible, brother. Otherwise, you’re gonna get fuuuUUUcked!

Brown and orange are close like brothers and look terrific together!

Brown and orange are close like brothers and look terrific together!

These corduroy pants of rusty-brown practically glow on the sun, giving that "warm" feeling to the look.

Corduroy pants are nice and soft. Just like today’s sun. (I hope, you appreciate the sentiment.)

They usually wear an ascot scarf with a dressy shirt. Bo-ring! Get a good cut white tee instead - much more interesting!

They usually wear neck scarves with dressy shirts. Fuck that! Who are THEY, anyways? We’re gonna combine it with a t-shirt instead. Because, that’s what our heart tells us.

"We're gonna go and bring some more road cones and you just stay here and keep looking flash, okay?"

“We’re gonna go and bring some more road cones and you just stay here and keep looking flash, okay?”

The thin unstructured trench-coat and the soft leather bag kind of hint at the fact that this guy is not in a hurry.

The thin unstructured trench-coat and the soft leather bag kind of hint at the fact that this guy is not in a hurry.

You can go for a pair of classic simple shoes for this outfit, if you feel like it. But I reckon, with the right kind of sneakers you can reach just the right amount of sportiness, which is exactly what we need here.

You can go for a pair of classic simple shoes for this outfit, if you feel like it. But I reckon, with the right kind of sneakers you can reach just the right amount of sportiness, which is exactly what we need here.

Marlon Brando and James Dean would probably give us a nod of approval, were they here to witness the perfect fit of this tee. They'd also say that everything else is shit, but we wouldn't listen. Who cares about them anyway?!

Marlon Brando and James Dean would probably give us a nod of approval, were they here to witness the perfect fit of this t-shirt. They’d also say that everything else is shit, but we wouldn’t listen. Because, the truth is too brutal to accept.


Photography by: Max Lemesh

 

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