Outfits

A Relevant Suit

October 9, 2016
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Okay, the disposition is the following.

You haven’t finished school with high distinction. You haven’t spent 5 years getting your Business or Law degree in a relevant university. You haven’t got a relevant job. You’re renting an apartment the size of a shoe box in a relevant suburb close to the city. And, most painfully, you can’t properly explain what it is exactly that you do for a living, when asked in bars by relevantly interested, but also quite bored women, who use way too much perfume.

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Outfits

A True Adventurer

August 24, 2016
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Sometimes you feel like you need to go on an adventure. But it’s quite hard, you know… All the continents are already discovered, all the cultures are known. You can google any-fucking-thing. There’s simply no mystery left in the world!

“So what do I do?” you ask yourself.

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Outfits

Orange Domination

July 17, 2016
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How many orange pieces of clothing do you own? Don’t lie to me, I know that there are none! And this is the problem – people don’t wear this stunning colour of fire, sunrise and maintenance vests. They prefer dullness of blue and safety of grey. Because they are afraid. Alas, it’s easier to rest on the shores of commonness, than to swim in the ocean of adventure and wonder. Continue Reading…

Outfits

Platform 7B

June 11, 2016
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It’s time to go. Time to leave everything behind.

Farewell, my God Abandoned City!

Goodbye, dirty dark back streets with your angry little whirlwinds, made of plastic bags and forgotten telephone numbers, written on the cocktail napkins. So long, pitiful drunkards, spending the rest of their broken lives, generously sharing the unwanted wisdom at the poorly lit bars. Adieu, shady drug-dealers, glued to the street corners, the kings of supply and demand. Continue Reading…

Outfits

Missing the Bride

May 21, 2016
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We all know those movies where a girl meets a boy, they hang out together and fall in love. But then another cool dude comes along. And he’s so charming, good-mannered, has great style and a promising career. He suits her so much, and she decides to marry him instead.

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Outfits

Being French Sucks

April 24, 2016
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Being French sucks. Not when you are in your good old France, of course. It sucks when you’re away from home – from your Sony Playstation, so dear to your heart, from your local Topman, from all the Kanye West’s gigs. Continue Reading…

Outfits

Sport Star

March 21, 2016
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People hate sports. They loath gym. It disgusts them to go on a sweaty run. And even when they think they love it and can’t live without it, they simply lie to themselves. That’s why all those Instagram fitness-celebrities get so many ‘likes’ for their stupid posts – ordinary dudes and chicks just make their routine sacrifice to the gods, kinda thinking: Continue Reading…

Outfits

Darkness and a Pussycat

February 12, 2016
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Hello, my little lovers of darkness! Today we’re gonna talk about infernal substances, sun-block with 200+ protection level and how to dress appropriately for visiting cute dirty alleys.

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Outfits

International Business Traveller

January 25, 2016
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You gotta earn your dollar somehow. Some people build houses and some – financial pyramids. Others grow organic carrots and acid-free tomatoes, and sell them on Sunday markets. The rest work for McDonald’s.

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