Outfits

Sport Star

March 21, 2016
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People hate sports. They loath gym. It disgusts them to go on a sweaty run. And even when they think they love it and can’t live without it, they simply lie to themselves. That’s why all those Instagram fitness-celebrities get so many ‘likes’ for their stupid posts – ordinary dudes and chicks just make their routine sacrifice to the gods, kinda thinking: ‘Okay, I ‘liked’ that bitch’s stomach, therefore I’m free from the gym slavery for today!’ I agree, their logic is a bit weak, but nowadays no one cares about logic. Otherwise, we wouldn’t have cronuts!

The only reason you would truly wanna go and sweat for an hour is when you’ve got mint gear on you. Nice kicks, perfect hoodie, good fit sweatpants – all that. Now it’s a different story! Now you can actually enjoy running, stretching of whatever. Because right at this moment, you look like you belong. It doesn’t matter to where and whom – to those Insta-fitness-gods, to your ripped girlfriend, or that pumped dude from the yoghurt ad. What matters is that now you’re kinda like ‘them’, and not just a sad, miserable ‘you’ you used to be. So gear up, stand up and push up. Otherwise no ‘likes’ for you, sweetie!

And one more thing. If you think that I’m wrong, stop reading this post, go to the closest bakery, and buy yourself a cronut. I do it every time I’m confused. It’s good, innit?

What did I say? The minute you show up for the run in your stylish sportswear, all the people are like: ‘Look at this dude! He’s amaze!’. And even a random photographer in the park stops shooting stupid squirrels and focuses entirely on your beautiful personality!

Now, who have noticed how the colours of the beanie and the track pants reflect the colours on the shoes? Huh? Wasn't it smart? Yes, it was. Yes, it was.

Now, who has noticed the colour coordination between the beanie, the track pants and the shoes? Huh? Wasn’t that smart? Yes, it was. Yes, it was.

You can't just show up for your training in an ordinary track shoes. That would ruin the whole purpose! Your kicks are supposed to be a result of some insane collaboration between a sport giant and a fashion guru. Behold - Alexander McQueen X Puma!

You can’t just show up for your training in ordinary track shoes. That would ruin the whole purpose! Your kicks are supposed to be a result of some insane collaboration between a sport giant and a fashion guru.

You probably think that it's some kind of a ordinary hoodie. Wrong! Raglan sleeves, man - there's nothing ordinary about that. The devil might as well be in the detail, but he's also quite handsome, I give him that.

You probably think that it’s some kind of a ordinary hoodie. Wrong! Raglan sleeves, man – there’s nothing ordinary about that. The devil might as well be in the detail, but he’s also quite handsome, I give him that.

A bit of stretching didn't hurt anyone. Just make sure that the light is good on your face when people look at you.

A bit of stretching didn’t hurt anyone. Just make sure that the light is good on your face when people look at you.

And a bit of relaxing time in the end. Breathing deeply, inhaling the smell of freshly cut grass, thinking of Mother Earth, and shit...

And some relaxation time in the end. Breathing deeply, inhaling the smell of freshly cut grass, thinking of Mother Earth, and shit…

 

Shop similar:

River Island Brown Zip Up Hoodie – $52

Esprit White T-Shirt – $14

Bread & Boxers Track Pants – $84

Y-3 Retro Boost Sneakers – $325

Visvim Knit Beanie – $159

 

Photography by: Max Lemesh

 

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